What The Beverly Hills Housewives Want For Christmas

After watching last nights' train-wreck of an episode I talked to good ole St. Nick and discussed what each of the housewives want/what they are getting for Christmas.

Brandi 
WANTS: money, a husband, a book deal and to ruin every RHOBH's life
NEEDS: a one-way ticket to Syria

Lisa 
WANTS: to trademark the word "darling" in an obnoxious british accent (HOW many times did she say that in last night's episode?!?)

NEEDS: a stylist 

Kim 
WANTS: to act like a middle school girl.  You must have just forgotten to invite your sister to Vegas! 

NEEDS: a rubberband to put her hair up while she does Pilates 

Kyle 
WANTS: to host dinner parties and serve a 4 course meal with drama as the main course

NEEDS: to stop using her pointer finger in middle aged women's faces 

Yolanda 
WANTS: a hotter body (I feel like this is kinda selfish- share the love!) 

NEEDS: to disassociate herself with this show before she gets a terrible reputation

Taylor 
WANTS: to be a wall-flower

NEEDS: to be a wall-flower

Adrienne 

WANTS: a lawsuit against every person that utters her name 

NEEDS: to stop throwing rocks when she lives in a glass house #divorce

Looks like Santa has a lot to work to do!

XOXO

Little Miss Wade