Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Bachelor/Sean Tells All Recap

So let's get down to business with the hometowns! 

First, we went to Houston to see AshLee and her parents.   They greeted Sean with drinks in their hand and I guess they were anticipating what was to come once they actually watched the season.  They talked about how she was adopted and spent her youth in 349239048 different foster homes.  #repetitive

AshLee's dad gave Sean his blessing, which is totally ironic because he says he wish he would've stepped in and stopped AshLee from getting married at 17.  Good call Daddy-O.  

Next, it was off to Seattle to see Catherine.  All I have to say is if Madi Wade ever talks sh*t about me on national television, she is going DOWN! That was so pathetic.  They seemed a bit jealous and overall just being really rude. #meangirls

Catherine's mom didn't exactly give Sean her blessing, but apparently he thought she did since they are engaged anyway.  

Then we headed to Missouri. Fort...um..something... anyways, where we went through some Army training with Lindsay and Sean.  Although all the Army stuff was a bit cheesey, I really thought that this was the best hometown date.  But there wasn't very tough competition #bestofwhattherewas

General Yenter gave Sean some dog tags before he left.  How cute! I am sure once he drops your daughter at the altar, he will wear those things everyday! 

Lastly it was off to L.A. to meet Desiree's fam dam.  They really saved the best for last here, because Desiree's brother was a total a$$!!! And I am pretty sure he had more tattoos than Mike Tyson.  If I was her I wouldn't have even invited him because he sealed the deal. #noroseforthebadbrother

Sean Tells All wasn't too exciting if you've watched every episode of the season.  Basically Sean just talked about what happened, but never gave any insight. And they didn't show very much NEVER SEEN BEFORE FOOTAGE! #buzzkill 

We did get a steamy glance of Sean washing his body in the shower at the end of the episode.  Since this season has gotten lame since Mt. Tierra left, Sean's abs are the only reason this show still gets ratings.

Next week we go from 3 to 2...
XOXO
Little Miss Wade 

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