So let's get down to business with the hometowns!
First, we went to Houston to see AshLee and her parents. They greeted Sean with drinks in their hand and I guess they were anticipating what was to come once they actually watched the season. They talked about how she was adopted and spent her youth in 349239048 different foster homes. #repetitive
AshLee's dad gave Sean his blessing, which is totally ironic because he says he wish he would've stepped in and stopped AshLee from getting married at 17. Good call Daddy-O.
Next, it was off to Seattle to see Catherine. All I have to say is if Madi Wade ever talks sh*t about me on national television, she is going DOWN! That was so pathetic. They seemed a bit jealous and overall just being really rude. #meangirls
Catherine's mom didn't exactly give Sean her blessing, but apparently he thought she did since they are engaged anyway.
Then we headed to Missouri. Fort...um..something... anyways, where we went through some Army training with Lindsay and Sean. Although all the Army stuff was a bit cheesey, I really thought that this was the best hometown date. But there wasn't very tough competition #bestofwhattherewas
General Yenter gave Sean some dog tags before he left. How cute! I am sure once he drops your daughter at the altar, he will wear those things everyday!
Lastly it was off to L.A. to meet Desiree's fam dam. They really saved the best for last here, because Desiree's brother was a total a$$!!! And I am pretty sure he had more tattoos than Mike Tyson. If I was her I wouldn't have even invited him because he sealed the deal. #noroseforthebadbrother
Sean Tells All wasn't too exciting if you've watched every episode of the season. Basically Sean just talked about what happened, but never gave any insight. And they didn't show very much NEVER SEEN BEFORE FOOTAGE! #buzzkill
We did get a steamy glance of Sean washing his body in the shower at the end of the episode. Since this season has gotten lame since Mt. Tierra left, Sean's abs are the only reason this show still gets ratings.
Next week we go from 3 to 2...
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
The Tierra Show Finale
So since this was the season finale of our favorite television series, The Tierra Show, I figured I would exploit her a little more with my favorite Tierra quotes of the episode...
"I'm not friends with girls who like my boyfriends...I'm not."
Ohhh really, Tierra? That's so unusual, everyone loves girls who love their boyfriends!
"I consider myself a priority."
HA HA HA HA HA
You're not a priority Tierra, you are the ground we all walk on. After all, your name means ground.
"I'm so excited to spend the whole day with Sean. However, you know being attacked by bugs... the sweatiness... and my makeup dripping off... like that's not fun or cool."
We get it, your a pessimist, but wanna try and fool us by saying something positive, uh, for once?
"I just definitely thought if I was to get a one-on-one it would be something like...because I love boating...and I love being on the water... I definitely thought it would be something like that."
Oh, Tierra...did you want to plan this date? Are you the Bachelor? Nope. Didn't think so.
"He bought me the most incredible things any guy could buy on the first date."
You are in St. Croix and shells aren't expensive, nor impressive.
"I'm like the happiest girl ever!!!"
This is like watching a train wreck. I can't stop watching or laughing at the dumbest girl in America.
"It's difficult because I feel like... no matter how hard I try... like to be who I am to the other girls they don't want to accept it and I think it's because they've been like kinda pissed off since I got the first rose."
Tierra, no ones pissed off because you got the first rose. That was based off your looks. Everyone is pissed off because you are a crazy psycho who is still on this darn show.
"These girls aren't going to be around for much longer."
JOKES ON YOU!
"Girls are jealous. Men love me."
Good luck luring any men in America in now. I understand why your previous boyfriend died. I'd want to die after dating you, too.
"I know that in my own skin, I'm not rude."
You aren't just rude Tierra. That's just the nicest adjective there is to describe you.
"I can't control my eyebrow. I cannot control my eyebrow. I can't control what's on my face 24/7."
Tierra? Who controls your face? Do you have like air traffic controllers controlling that for you? Can I get their contact number? I'd love to discuss this further.
"I'm not perfect. Get over it."
Ah, SHUCKS! You aren't perfect. News to us!
"I'm just so sensitive...I have such a big heart..."
You have a heart?!?
"I can't believe he did this to me... I hope the girls got what they wanted... He doesn't want me here... I told myself going in here, no one will take my sparkle away... I'm not letting that happen."
You, your sparkle, and your drama is gone. America is beyond relieved. We might miss your antics, but we aren't going to miss you nor your sparkle.
SEE YA NEVER TIERRA!!! Enjoy your ride in that blue minivan...
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
"I'm not friends with girls who like my boyfriends...I'm not."
Ohhh really, Tierra? That's so unusual, everyone loves girls who love their boyfriends!
"I consider myself a priority."
HA HA HA HA HA
You're not a priority Tierra, you are the ground we all walk on. After all, your name means ground.
"I'm so excited to spend the whole day with Sean. However, you know being attacked by bugs... the sweatiness... and my makeup dripping off... like that's not fun or cool."
We get it, your a pessimist, but wanna try and fool us by saying something positive, uh, for once?
"I just definitely thought if I was to get a one-on-one it would be something like...because I love boating...and I love being on the water... I definitely thought it would be something like that."
Oh, Tierra...did you want to plan this date? Are you the Bachelor? Nope. Didn't think so.
"He bought me the most incredible things any guy could buy on the first date."
You are in St. Croix and shells aren't expensive, nor impressive.
"I'm like the happiest girl ever!!!"
This is like watching a train wreck. I can't stop watching or laughing at the dumbest girl in America.
"It's difficult because I feel like... no matter how hard I try... like to be who I am to the other girls they don't want to accept it and I think it's because they've been like kinda pissed off since I got the first rose."
Tierra, no ones pissed off because you got the first rose. That was based off your looks. Everyone is pissed off because you are a crazy psycho who is still on this darn show.
"These girls aren't going to be around for much longer."
JOKES ON YOU!
"Girls are jealous. Men love me."
Good luck luring any men in America in now. I understand why your previous boyfriend died. I'd want to die after dating you, too.
"I know that in my own skin, I'm not rude."
You aren't just rude Tierra. That's just the nicest adjective there is to describe you.
"I can't control my eyebrow. I cannot control my eyebrow. I can't control what's on my face 24/7."
Tierra? Who controls your face? Do you have like air traffic controllers controlling that for you? Can I get their contact number? I'd love to discuss this further.
"I'm not perfect. Get over it."
Ah, SHUCKS! You aren't perfect. News to us!
"I'm just so sensitive...I have such a big heart..."
You have a heart?!?
"I can't believe he did this to me... I hope the girls got what they wanted... He doesn't want me here... I told myself going in here, no one will take my sparkle away... I'm not letting that happen."
You, your sparkle, and your drama is gone. America is beyond relieved. We might miss your antics, but we aren't going to miss you nor your sparkle.
SEE YA NEVER TIERRA!!! Enjoy your ride in that blue minivan...
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Thursday Randoms
Thursday has been my favorite day of the week since I went to college. Why, you ask?
Well, at Georgia it was easily the biggest party night of the week. Now, although I don't do much weekday partying (well sometimes) Thursday is still my fav day of the week. Only because it's only 1 day away from Friday! Everyone knows that anticipation is always better than the real thing anyway.
I missed my Bachelor recap this week and here's why: the 2 night series really threw me off. I wanted to tivo them and watch them both Tuesday but after 3 hours of the Bachelor, I was dunzo and literally passed out in the middle of the group date. Sorry blogging friends, sometimes sleep > The Bachelor.
Really, the only thing you missed was Mt. Tierra erupting like a freaking volcano. She is a natural disaster, and thats the only way I know how to describe her. She was trending on Twitter Monday night and not because she's America's favorite.
This morning I volunteered and served breakfast at The Bridge- for you Dallas folks- this is a amazing organization to be a part of. In January alone they served 47,000 meals to the Dallas homeless. They serve breakfast, lunch and dinner to anyone who shows up. I encourage all of you to get involved at the The Bridge, really awesome people run it and the people we serve are VERY grateful and positive.
Back to The Bachelor- and I'm not talking about this season. Remember Jef (with 1 F) he slept over on a good friend's little sister's couch at SMU Tuesday night. Quite the shacker. I guess him and Emily really are on the outs if hes praying on college girls.
I've done quite a bit of shopping this week. The ShopBop sale was too good to pass up. I bought these Yosi Samra flats because my BFFs Kayley and MK rave about them. I snagged this dress in red and in white by Alice + Olivia (only plum left!) because I wasn't sure what color I would like best. Also ordered this dress because I loved the color, style and easy-ness. This little number from ASOS- what a steal! Had to have it.
Any big plans for the weekends friends? We are celebrating a BFF's Birthday tomorrow night at Vino 100 (a Dallas wine bar) and PrimeBar for dinner. Saturday will be spent lounging. Sunday are the Grammy's #SOEXCITED!
That's all for today!
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
Well, at Georgia it was easily the biggest party night of the week. Now, although I don't do much weekday partying (well sometimes) Thursday is still my fav day of the week. Only because it's only 1 day away from Friday! Everyone knows that anticipation is always better than the real thing anyway.
I missed my Bachelor recap this week and here's why: the 2 night series really threw me off. I wanted to tivo them and watch them both Tuesday but after 3 hours of the Bachelor, I was dunzo and literally passed out in the middle of the group date. Sorry blogging friends, sometimes sleep > The Bachelor.
Really, the only thing you missed was Mt. Tierra erupting like a freaking volcano. She is a natural disaster, and thats the only way I know how to describe her. She was trending on Twitter Monday night and not because she's America's favorite.
This morning I volunteered and served breakfast at The Bridge- for you Dallas folks- this is a amazing organization to be a part of. In January alone they served 47,000 meals to the Dallas homeless. They serve breakfast, lunch and dinner to anyone who shows up. I encourage all of you to get involved at the The Bridge, really awesome people run it and the people we serve are VERY grateful and positive.
Back to The Bachelor- and I'm not talking about this season. Remember Jef (with 1 F) he slept over on a good friend's little sister's couch at SMU Tuesday night. Quite the shacker. I guess him and Emily really are on the outs if hes praying on college girls.
I've done quite a bit of shopping this week. The ShopBop sale was too good to pass up. I bought these Yosi Samra flats because my BFFs Kayley and MK rave about them. I snagged this dress in red and in white by Alice + Olivia (only plum left!) because I wasn't sure what color I would like best. Also ordered this dress because I loved the color, style and easy-ness. This little number from ASOS- what a steal! Had to have it.
Any big plans for the weekends friends? We are celebrating a BFF's Birthday tomorrow night at Vino 100 (a Dallas wine bar) and PrimeBar for dinner. Saturday will be spent lounging. Sunday are the Grammy's #SOEXCITED!
That's all for today!
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Bachelor Monday Recap!!!
Well most of America spent Monday afternoon excited to Sean's abs on episode 4 of The Bachelor. They really don't show those enough this season!
Basically, this entire episode is about Tierra. I am not sure that was the producer's intention, but I am absolutely positive it was hers.
Oh, look! There's Sean in his boxer briefs. I was wondering if he was a boxers or briefs kinda guy...no mystery there.
First date of the episode is a one-on-one with Selma. She asks "Can you handle all 110 lbs of me?" She hates heights, heat and thinks shes going to die when they go to a national park outside of L.A. She really has a perfect positive attitude for a first date!!! But of course, she ends up having the BEST TIME EVER and says her "Cheeks are hurting from smiling ear to ear!" SHIZ! Bring this girl some ice for her cheeks!
Was anyone else wondering if Selma's back was broken? In the airplane and at the trailer park she just lays on top of Sean. Looks a little awkward. SIT. UP. SWEETIE.
Selma tells Sean about her upbringing and she was born in Baghdad. I wonder if she knew Osama?!? That will get her a rose for sure.
Next is the roller derby group date. I saw the previews for this and knew it was going to be gold. Amanda makes up that she's played before. I'm all up in my head like "Smart move Amanda!" Then she eats it, wipes out and goes to the hospital. Then, I'm all up in my head like "Karma, sweetheart, that's what happens when you lie."
Tierra manipulates Sean for another rose. #shocking
Leslie H. gets some "diamond" earrings for her one-on-one with Sean. They fall for the cubic zirconia every time. He takes her on a way cool shopping date on Rodeo Drive, Pretty Woman style. Too bad Leslie H. isn't cute, her hair is terribly frizzy (perm gone wrong!) and there's no love connection. Sean takes her Neil Lane diamond necklace back and says C YA! She's headed back to L.A. to continue being a poker dealer.
The rose ceremony where the chocolate girl makes a chocolate joke made me so uncomfortable. Yet, she still gets a rose!
Tierra is in the spotlight again. This time America realizes that her boobs aren't the only fake thing about that girl.
Catherine is super giddy with Sean. Is it because she already knows she wins?
Amanda is left rose-less and says goodbye to Sean. Sorry Sean doesn't want to be with the girl with a broken jaw- then he wouldn't be able to suck your tongue!
That's all for this Monday recap...
O M G NEXT WEEK- A TWO-NIGHT EPISODE! CAN WE HANDLE IT!?!
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
Basically, this entire episode is about Tierra. I am not sure that was the producer's intention, but I am absolutely positive it was hers.
Oh, look! There's Sean in his boxer briefs. I was wondering if he was a boxers or briefs kinda guy...no mystery there.
First date of the episode is a one-on-one with Selma. She asks "Can you handle all 110 lbs of me?" She hates heights, heat and thinks shes going to die when they go to a national park outside of L.A. She really has a perfect positive attitude for a first date!!! But of course, she ends up having the BEST TIME EVER and says her "Cheeks are hurting from smiling ear to ear!" SHIZ! Bring this girl some ice for her cheeks!
Was anyone else wondering if Selma's back was broken? In the airplane and at the trailer park she just lays on top of Sean. Looks a little awkward. SIT. UP. SWEETIE.
Selma tells Sean about her upbringing and she was born in Baghdad. I wonder if she knew Osama?!? That will get her a rose for sure.
Next is the roller derby group date. I saw the previews for this and knew it was going to be gold. Amanda makes up that she's played before. I'm all up in my head like "Smart move Amanda!" Then she eats it, wipes out and goes to the hospital. Then, I'm all up in my head like "Karma, sweetheart, that's what happens when you lie."
Tierra manipulates Sean for another rose. #shocking
Leslie H. gets some "diamond" earrings for her one-on-one with Sean. They fall for the cubic zirconia every time. He takes her on a way cool shopping date on Rodeo Drive, Pretty Woman style. Too bad Leslie H. isn't cute, her hair is terribly frizzy (perm gone wrong!) and there's no love connection. Sean takes her Neil Lane diamond necklace back and says C YA! She's headed back to L.A. to continue being a poker dealer.
The rose ceremony where the chocolate girl makes a chocolate joke made me so uncomfortable. Yet, she still gets a rose!
Tierra is in the spotlight again. This time America realizes that her boobs aren't the only fake thing about that girl.
Catherine is super giddy with Sean. Is it because she already knows she wins?
Amanda is left rose-less and says goodbye to Sean. Sorry Sean doesn't want to be with the girl with a broken jaw- then he wouldn't be able to suck your tongue!
That's all for this Monday recap...
O M G NEXT WEEK- A TWO-NIGHT EPISODE! CAN WE HANDLE IT!?!
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Incase you missed the Bachelor...
In a bit of a rush today but here are your must know moments from last night:
- Sean realizes how crazy Kacie is and kicks her off the show. Hallelujah!
- Lesley M. and Sean set a new Guinness Book of World Record record. 3 minutes and 16 seconds of full on lip locking.
- Tierra threw herself down the stairs to get attention from Sean. He gave her a rose anyways. Sean, YOU LET HER WIN! #pathetic
- Sean brings Sarah her dog. Are people really THAT obsessed with their animals? I think this shiz is just weird.
- Sean keeps around the 2 african americans another round. ABC must be really concerned about that racial discrimination lawsuit...
- The Ford model is eliminated and Taryn (the health club manager) is eliminated. They have super promising careers to return to, so its probably for the best.
Keep the drama comin'
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Reality Monday Recap
First things first. The Bachelor. It wasn't as exciting as the first episode, because a lot of the crazies are gone. BUT, never fear. I am sure Sean (well really ABC) will make sure they receive roses till almost the end for ratings purposes.
Sean first goes on a one-on-one with Sarah. If you heard it once, you heard it a THOUSAND times, she has one arm. The thing is, I think she's probably a really sweet girl and she's definitely pretty. So WHY play the disability card? It's not the only thing going for you. Let some ugly, fat, mean girl play that card. Also...do you think ABC made Sean give her the first date because she has one arm? I got numerous texts that said, "Of course the one armed girl gets the the first one-on-one." We started counting how many times she mentioned it and drank wine every time it was talked about. Needless to say, I am writing this with a headache.
Next, Sean heads on a huge group date with like 13 girls. They all compete on a photo shoot for a romance novel cover. The only highlights are the Ford model who mentions how shes a model 9472847242849 times and soooooooo excited for the shoot. These girls need to learn the definition of repetitive. Then, Lesley M. steals the whole show and all the girls just sit and watch. It was amazing. She's a cowgirl and he's a cowboy. They are shooting with a horse. It's a match made in Texas. Lesley gets a great makeout session on camera and he's really into her. Plus, she's funny, normal, classy, pretty, and thus far NOT crazy. She doesn't talk about a default body part or the fact that she's a model every second. She's a crowd pleaser. Also should mention she's a Georgia Chi O. The funniest tweet I saw last night must have been when UGAChiOmega tweeted, "Can we have Lesley speak at Founder's Day this year? #teamlesley".
One of the several black girls asked Sean what his type is. He gives you a very typical answer. "I'm into everything, I don't have a type." He also mentions his last girlfriend was black. Ummm did Emily pull a Michael Jackson? I don't think she's black. But maybe I am blind? Too much disability talk.
The rose ceremony comes and goes...no one of importance leaves, obviously. Too early for that.
Now let's get to RHOBH. Honestly, the Bachelor is sorta taking over my Monday night and I am loosing interest in RHOBH. It's just getting a bit repetitive and I'm kinda over it. Last night's episode included Brandi crying over her ex-husband sleeping with the Sur waitress (again). It's sad Brandi, but get off the camera talking about it. See a shrink and get on meds, don't drink Rosé with Lisa all day while the cameras capture you being very desperate.
YOlanda for sure needs a lemonade stand. It can be an organic lemonade stand! Girl, what the HECK are you going to do with all those freaking lemons? Oh yeah, probably go on this "Master Cleanse" you keep talking about. Sounds absolutely delicious. I think I'll get take out from Mi Cocina and call it a cleanse too.
Kim's being sketchy. HOW is she still a housewife? It boggles my mind. At this point, I could be a RHOBH housewife. You don't have to be married, have any money or have a big house or anything. Now the "lifecoach" is over. Oh lord. I don't think he's a professional. Kim needs professional advice. Also maybe a dietician, she's looking a bit chunky.
Ken gives Lisa a swing. It's gaudy and pink just like her. He also plants flowers in the shape of a heart and gets a chair and umbrella for Jiggy. Ain't that great?
The big drama this episode is that Adrienne and Paul are suing Brandi for talking sh*t. No freaking way. I'm glad I didn't know you could do this back in 6th grade or else they would have been serving papers at TVS all the time.
All the housewives and husbands go to dinner at some place where you sit on the floor and belly dancers ruin your meal by rolling their bellies. Is that appetizing? Kim cries to Kyle over her battle with alcoholism. Camille and Brandi talk about how their husbands cheated on them with younger, hotter versions of themselves. The new norm. They are all moving on and leaving the past behind. We've heard that before. Then, Mauricio and Ken start arguing over Brandi's troubles. What a clown show. #GetBrandiOFFtheshow
Until next Monday...
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
Sean first goes on a one-on-one with Sarah. If you heard it once, you heard it a THOUSAND times, she has one arm. The thing is, I think she's probably a really sweet girl and she's definitely pretty. So WHY play the disability card? It's not the only thing going for you. Let some ugly, fat, mean girl play that card. Also...do you think ABC made Sean give her the first date because she has one arm? I got numerous texts that said, "Of course the one armed girl gets the the first one-on-one." We started counting how many times she mentioned it and drank wine every time it was talked about. Needless to say, I am writing this with a headache.
Next, Sean heads on a huge group date with like 13 girls. They all compete on a photo shoot for a romance novel cover. The only highlights are the Ford model who mentions how shes a model 9472847242849 times and soooooooo excited for the shoot. These girls need to learn the definition of repetitive. Then, Lesley M. steals the whole show and all the girls just sit and watch. It was amazing. She's a cowgirl and he's a cowboy. They are shooting with a horse. It's a match made in Texas. Lesley gets a great makeout session on camera and he's really into her. Plus, she's funny, normal, classy, pretty, and thus far NOT crazy. She doesn't talk about a default body part or the fact that she's a model every second. She's a crowd pleaser. Also should mention she's a Georgia Chi O. The funniest tweet I saw last night must have been when UGAChiOmega tweeted, "Can we have Lesley speak at Founder's Day this year? #teamlesley".
One of the several black girls asked Sean what his type is. He gives you a very typical answer. "I'm into everything, I don't have a type." He also mentions his last girlfriend was black. Ummm did Emily pull a Michael Jackson? I don't think she's black. But maybe I am blind? Too much disability talk.
The rose ceremony comes and goes...no one of importance leaves, obviously. Too early for that.
Now let's get to RHOBH. Honestly, the Bachelor is sorta taking over my Monday night and I am loosing interest in RHOBH. It's just getting a bit repetitive and I'm kinda over it. Last night's episode included Brandi crying over her ex-husband sleeping with the Sur waitress (again). It's sad Brandi, but get off the camera talking about it. See a shrink and get on meds, don't drink Rosé with Lisa all day while the cameras capture you being very desperate.
YOlanda for sure needs a lemonade stand. It can be an organic lemonade stand! Girl, what the HECK are you going to do with all those freaking lemons? Oh yeah, probably go on this "Master Cleanse" you keep talking about. Sounds absolutely delicious. I think I'll get take out from Mi Cocina and call it a cleanse too.
Kim's being sketchy. HOW is she still a housewife? It boggles my mind. At this point, I could be a RHOBH housewife. You don't have to be married, have any money or have a big house or anything. Now the "lifecoach" is over. Oh lord. I don't think he's a professional. Kim needs professional advice. Also maybe a dietician, she's looking a bit chunky.
Ken gives Lisa a swing. It's gaudy and pink just like her. He also plants flowers in the shape of a heart and gets a chair and umbrella for Jiggy. Ain't that great?
The big drama this episode is that Adrienne and Paul are suing Brandi for talking sh*t. No freaking way. I'm glad I didn't know you could do this back in 6th grade or else they would have been serving papers at TVS all the time.
All the housewives and husbands go to dinner at some place where you sit on the floor and belly dancers ruin your meal by rolling their bellies. Is that appetizing? Kim cries to Kyle over her battle with alcoholism. Camille and Brandi talk about how their husbands cheated on them with younger, hotter versions of themselves. The new norm. They are all moving on and leaving the past behind. We've heard that before. Then, Mauricio and Ken start arguing over Brandi's troubles. What a clown show. #GetBrandiOFFtheshow
Until next Monday...
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
WOW: Monday Recap!
Oh my gah- there was so much going on last night!
First and foremost- The Bachelor season premiere.
Second- where my loyalty truly lies- the return of RHOBH.
Also, I think there was a serious football game going on, but anyone who watched that knows that Sean got more action than the fightin' irish. #SECdomination
Sean is a total babe. I can say it once, I can say it again, and you know what? I can probably say it a few more times. He's also from Texas (Dallas to be exact) which scores you big points in my book. And he's in the insurance business (I was an insurance major in college...#random) so we have a lot in common. Also, he loves Matitos and ate dinner there Saturday night. I ate lunch there Saturday and was apparently just a few hours too early to the party.
This season started off as per usual. The girls are truly crazy this season. Apparently LA had a mass escape from the psych ward. My friend, Reality Steve, predicts Catherine to win. She's definitely not the prettiest, the craziest, the most fashionable, or the most unique in any way, shape or form. But if Sean loves her, go Catherine (hope you're relationship lasts longer than Emily and Jef's)! If you're into spoilers and behind the scenes info- check out Reality Steve's website. I can't help but read everything he writes and tweets, because I do love me some Bachelor gossip. Also, it's kinda fun to watch the season knowing when the train-wrecks about to happen.
Last night's highlights include the crazy girl in the wedding dress (she can blame one of the producers for her never-ending horrible reputation), the cray cray girl trying to reenact 50 Shades of Grey, a girl so drunk she fell down stairs, and the fact that Sean gave out like 20 first impression roses. Ummm Sean? I don't know what kinda drugs ABC gives you- but first impressions happen ONCE, not twenty times...
Also- I should mention that Sean Lowe himself tweeted last night, "The smell of spray tan was strong that evening..." Sean, I should let you know that Africa called and could smell their spray tans too.
After a rather crazy crazy crazy Bachelor premiere I switched gears to RHOBH. I was confused when my DVR recorded it for 2 hours. After an hour of not-that-exciting-drama, suddenly Vanderplump Rules just popped on my TV- after a very small introduction. Like they were trying to suck me into watching that DUMB show. Well, sorry Bravo, I caught on. I don't give a shiz about some dumb Beverly Hills restaurant called SUR where mediocre people call themselves models and Swedish princesses and work as waiters.
RHOBH is even loosing my interest. Look, Brandi is broke and heartbroken. I can't think of a worse combination. It was actually very sad to watch her confront one of her husband's mistresses. Would I have done that via national television? I'm going to go out on a limb and say no.
YOlanda, girl, you just keep livin the good life. You cook your hubby dinner and make him real happy. You wear that Hermés belt to clean the horses stables and tell your daughter to be a model instead of play volleyball. I'll be welding your Mother-of-the-Year Metal shortly.
At this point Kyle is just trying to stir up un-necessary, un-exciting, stupid drama. Don't invite Faye to dinner to stir a pot that is already boiling over. We are bored of Brandi's stupid drama. Also why is Lisa taking her side and being her BFF? And why does Lisa have THE WORST outfits??? Give up the pants with a button down shirt and a belt look!
Kim was MIA from this episode. I think she might still be in Vegas celebrating her sons 21st birthday.
Adrienne and Paul are starting a skincare line? Why would they waste their time? Everyone knows La Mer is the best of the best and there's no such thing as competition. Maybe this is why they got a divorce?
Now, I think we should talk about something very important. What happened to Taylor is awful. I was terribly disappointed when I heard the news of Russell. It's all much more complicated when you have kids and I feel very very very sad for her.
However, I do believe she needs a MUCH better lawyer. I am sorry but now her husband is dead and she has to give up a 10 carat wedding ring and TWO Hermés Birkins. WHAT THE HECK!?! I mean that just isn't fair. Give the housewife a break. You can take her man. You can take the house. But you cannot take a Birkin.
Until next time reality TV rats!
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
First and foremost- The Bachelor season premiere.
Second- where my loyalty truly lies- the return of RHOBH.
Also, I think there was a serious football game going on, but anyone who watched that knows that Sean got more action than the fightin' irish. #SECdomination
Sean is a total babe. I can say it once, I can say it again, and you know what? I can probably say it a few more times. He's also from Texas (Dallas to be exact) which scores you big points in my book. And he's in the insurance business (I was an insurance major in college...#random) so we have a lot in common. Also, he loves Matitos and ate dinner there Saturday night. I ate lunch there Saturday and was apparently just a few hours too early to the party.
This season started off as per usual. The girls are truly crazy this season. Apparently LA had a mass escape from the psych ward. My friend, Reality Steve, predicts Catherine to win. She's definitely not the prettiest, the craziest, the most fashionable, or the most unique in any way, shape or form. But if Sean loves her, go Catherine (hope you're relationship lasts longer than Emily and Jef's)! If you're into spoilers and behind the scenes info- check out Reality Steve's website. I can't help but read everything he writes and tweets, because I do love me some Bachelor gossip. Also, it's kinda fun to watch the season knowing when the train-wrecks about to happen.
Last night's highlights include the crazy girl in the wedding dress (she can blame one of the producers for her never-ending horrible reputation), the cray cray girl trying to reenact 50 Shades of Grey, a girl so drunk she fell down stairs, and the fact that Sean gave out like 20 first impression roses. Ummm Sean? I don't know what kinda drugs ABC gives you- but first impressions happen ONCE, not twenty times...
Also- I should mention that Sean Lowe himself tweeted last night, "The smell of spray tan was strong that evening..." Sean, I should let you know that Africa called and could smell their spray tans too.
After a rather crazy crazy crazy Bachelor premiere I switched gears to RHOBH. I was confused when my DVR recorded it for 2 hours. After an hour of not-that-exciting-drama, suddenly Vanderplump Rules just popped on my TV- after a very small introduction. Like they were trying to suck me into watching that DUMB show. Well, sorry Bravo, I caught on. I don't give a shiz about some dumb Beverly Hills restaurant called SUR where mediocre people call themselves models and Swedish princesses and work as waiters.
RHOBH is even loosing my interest. Look, Brandi is broke and heartbroken. I can't think of a worse combination. It was actually very sad to watch her confront one of her husband's mistresses. Would I have done that via national television? I'm going to go out on a limb and say no.
YOlanda, girl, you just keep livin the good life. You cook your hubby dinner and make him real happy. You wear that Hermés belt to clean the horses stables and tell your daughter to be a model instead of play volleyball. I'll be welding your Mother-of-the-Year Metal shortly.
At this point Kyle is just trying to stir up un-necessary, un-exciting, stupid drama. Don't invite Faye to dinner to stir a pot that is already boiling over. We are bored of Brandi's stupid drama. Also why is Lisa taking her side and being her BFF? And why does Lisa have THE WORST outfits??? Give up the pants with a button down shirt and a belt look!
Kim was MIA from this episode. I think she might still be in Vegas celebrating her sons 21st birthday.
Adrienne and Paul are starting a skincare line? Why would they waste their time? Everyone knows La Mer is the best of the best and there's no such thing as competition. Maybe this is why they got a divorce?
Now, I think we should talk about something very important. What happened to Taylor is awful. I was terribly disappointed when I heard the news of Russell. It's all much more complicated when you have kids and I feel very very very sad for her.
However, I do believe she needs a MUCH better lawyer. I am sorry but now her husband is dead and she has to give up a 10 carat wedding ring and TWO Hermés Birkins. WHAT THE HECK!?! I mean that just isn't fair. Give the housewife a break. You can take her man. You can take the house. But you cannot take a Birkin.
Until next time reality TV rats!
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
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