First things first. The Bachelor. It wasn't as exciting as the first episode, because a lot of the crazies are gone. BUT, never fear. I am sure Sean (well really ABC) will make sure they receive roses till almost the end for ratings purposes.
Sean first goes on a one-on-one with Sarah. If you heard it once, you heard it a THOUSAND times, she has one arm. The thing is, I think she's probably a really sweet girl and she's definitely pretty. So WHY play the disability card? It's not the only thing going for you. Let some ugly, fat, mean girl play that card. Also...do you think ABC made Sean give her the first date because she has one arm? I got numerous texts that said, "Of course the one armed girl gets the the first one-on-one." We started counting how many times she mentioned it and drank wine every time it was talked about. Needless to say, I am writing this with a headache.
Next, Sean heads on a huge group date with like 13 girls. They all compete on a photo shoot for a romance novel cover. The only highlights are the Ford model who mentions how shes a model 9472847242849 times and soooooooo excited for the shoot. These girls need to learn the definition of repetitive. Then, Lesley M. steals the whole show and all the girls just sit and watch. It was amazing. She's a cowgirl and he's a cowboy. They are shooting with a horse. It's a match made in Texas. Lesley gets a great makeout session on camera and he's really into her. Plus, she's funny, normal, classy, pretty, and thus far NOT crazy. She doesn't talk about a default body part or the fact that she's a model every second. She's a crowd pleaser. Also should mention she's a Georgia Chi O. The funniest tweet I saw last night must have been when UGAChiOmega tweeted, "Can we have Lesley speak at Founder's Day this year? #teamlesley".
One of the several black girls asked Sean what his type is. He gives you a very typical answer. "I'm into everything, I don't have a type." He also mentions his last girlfriend was black. Ummm did Emily pull a Michael Jackson? I don't think she's black. But maybe I am blind? Too much disability talk.
The rose ceremony comes and goes...no one of importance leaves, obviously. Too early for that.
Now let's get to RHOBH. Honestly, the Bachelor is sorta taking over my Monday night and I am loosing interest in RHOBH. It's just getting a bit repetitive and I'm kinda over it. Last night's episode included Brandi crying over her ex-husband sleeping with the Sur waitress (again). It's sad Brandi, but get off the camera talking about it. See a shrink and get on meds, don't drink Rosé with Lisa all day while the cameras capture you being very desperate.
YOlanda for sure needs a lemonade stand. It can be an organic lemonade stand! Girl, what the HECK are you going to do with all those freaking lemons? Oh yeah, probably go on this "Master Cleanse" you keep talking about. Sounds absolutely delicious. I think I'll get take out from Mi Cocina and call it a cleanse too.
Kim's being sketchy. HOW is she still a housewife? It boggles my mind. At this point, I could be a RHOBH housewife. You don't have to be married, have any money or have a big house or anything. Now the "lifecoach" is over. Oh lord. I don't think he's a professional. Kim needs professional advice. Also maybe a dietician, she's looking a bit chunky.
Ken gives Lisa a swing. It's gaudy and pink just like her. He also plants flowers in the shape of a heart and gets a chair and umbrella for Jiggy. Ain't that great?
The big drama this episode is that Adrienne and Paul are suing Brandi for talking sh*t. No freaking way. I'm glad I didn't know you could do this back in 6th grade or else they would have been serving papers at TVS all the time.
All the housewives and husbands go to dinner at some place where you sit on the floor and belly dancers ruin your meal by rolling their bellies. Is that appetizing? Kim cries to Kyle over her battle with alcoholism. Camille and Brandi talk about how their husbands cheated on them with younger, hotter versions of themselves. The new norm. They are all moving on and leaving the past behind. We've heard that before. Then, Mauricio and Ken start arguing over Brandi's troubles. What a clown show. #GetBrandiOFFtheshow
Until next Monday...
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
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