So let's get down to business with the hometowns!
First, we went to Houston to see AshLee and her parents. They greeted Sean with drinks in their hand and I guess they were anticipating what was to come once they actually watched the season. They talked about how she was adopted and spent her youth in 349239048 different foster homes. #repetitive
AshLee's dad gave Sean his blessing, which is totally ironic because he says he wish he would've stepped in and stopped AshLee from getting married at 17. Good call Daddy-O.
Next, it was off to Seattle to see Catherine. All I have to say is if Madi Wade ever talks sh*t about me on national television, she is going DOWN! That was so pathetic. They seemed a bit jealous and overall just being really rude. #meangirls
Catherine's mom didn't exactly give Sean her blessing, but apparently he thought she did since they are engaged anyway.
Then we headed to Missouri. Fort...um..something... anyways, where we went through some Army training with Lindsay and Sean. Although all the Army stuff was a bit cheesey, I really thought that this was the best hometown date. But there wasn't very tough competition #bestofwhattherewas
General Yenter gave Sean some dog tags before he left. How cute! I am sure once he drops your daughter at the altar, he will wear those things everyday!
Lastly it was off to L.A. to meet Desiree's fam dam. They really saved the best for last here, because Desiree's brother was a total a$$!!! And I am pretty sure he had more tattoos than Mike Tyson. If I was her I wouldn't have even invited him because he sealed the deal. #noroseforthebadbrother
Sean Tells All wasn't too exciting if you've watched every episode of the season. Basically Sean just talked about what happened, but never gave any insight. And they didn't show very much NEVER SEEN BEFORE FOOTAGE! #buzzkill
We did get a steamy glance of Sean washing his body in the shower at the end of the episode. Since this season has gotten lame since Mt. Tierra left, Sean's abs are the only reason this show still gets ratings.
Next week we go from 3 to 2...
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Bachelor Monday Recap!!!
Well most of America spent Monday afternoon excited to Sean's abs on episode 4 of The Bachelor. They really don't show those enough this season!
Basically, this entire episode is about Tierra. I am not sure that was the producer's intention, but I am absolutely positive it was hers.
Oh, look! There's Sean in his boxer briefs. I was wondering if he was a boxers or briefs kinda guy...no mystery there.
First date of the episode is a one-on-one with Selma. She asks "Can you handle all 110 lbs of me?" She hates heights, heat and thinks shes going to die when they go to a national park outside of L.A. She really has a perfect positive attitude for a first date!!! But of course, she ends up having the BEST TIME EVER and says her "Cheeks are hurting from smiling ear to ear!" SHIZ! Bring this girl some ice for her cheeks!
Was anyone else wondering if Selma's back was broken? In the airplane and at the trailer park she just lays on top of Sean. Looks a little awkward. SIT. UP. SWEETIE.
Selma tells Sean about her upbringing and she was born in Baghdad. I wonder if she knew Osama?!? That will get her a rose for sure.
Next is the roller derby group date. I saw the previews for this and knew it was going to be gold. Amanda makes up that she's played before. I'm all up in my head like "Smart move Amanda!" Then she eats it, wipes out and goes to the hospital. Then, I'm all up in my head like "Karma, sweetheart, that's what happens when you lie."
Tierra manipulates Sean for another rose. #shocking
Leslie H. gets some "diamond" earrings for her one-on-one with Sean. They fall for the cubic zirconia every time. He takes her on a way cool shopping date on Rodeo Drive, Pretty Woman style. Too bad Leslie H. isn't cute, her hair is terribly frizzy (perm gone wrong!) and there's no love connection. Sean takes her Neil Lane diamond necklace back and says C YA! She's headed back to L.A. to continue being a poker dealer.
The rose ceremony where the chocolate girl makes a chocolate joke made me so uncomfortable. Yet, she still gets a rose!
Tierra is in the spotlight again. This time America realizes that her boobs aren't the only fake thing about that girl.
Catherine is super giddy with Sean. Is it because she already knows she wins?
Amanda is left rose-less and says goodbye to Sean. Sorry Sean doesn't want to be with the girl with a broken jaw- then he wouldn't be able to suck your tongue!
That's all for this Monday recap...
O M G NEXT WEEK- A TWO-NIGHT EPISODE! CAN WE HANDLE IT!?!
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
Basically, this entire episode is about Tierra. I am not sure that was the producer's intention, but I am absolutely positive it was hers.
Oh, look! There's Sean in his boxer briefs. I was wondering if he was a boxers or briefs kinda guy...no mystery there.
First date of the episode is a one-on-one with Selma. She asks "Can you handle all 110 lbs of me?" She hates heights, heat and thinks shes going to die when they go to a national park outside of L.A. She really has a perfect positive attitude for a first date!!! But of course, she ends up having the BEST TIME EVER and says her "Cheeks are hurting from smiling ear to ear!" SHIZ! Bring this girl some ice for her cheeks!
Was anyone else wondering if Selma's back was broken? In the airplane and at the trailer park she just lays on top of Sean. Looks a little awkward. SIT. UP. SWEETIE.
Selma tells Sean about her upbringing and she was born in Baghdad. I wonder if she knew Osama?!? That will get her a rose for sure.
Next is the roller derby group date. I saw the previews for this and knew it was going to be gold. Amanda makes up that she's played before. I'm all up in my head like "Smart move Amanda!" Then she eats it, wipes out and goes to the hospital. Then, I'm all up in my head like "Karma, sweetheart, that's what happens when you lie."
Tierra manipulates Sean for another rose. #shocking
Leslie H. gets some "diamond" earrings for her one-on-one with Sean. They fall for the cubic zirconia every time. He takes her on a way cool shopping date on Rodeo Drive, Pretty Woman style. Too bad Leslie H. isn't cute, her hair is terribly frizzy (perm gone wrong!) and there's no love connection. Sean takes her Neil Lane diamond necklace back and says C YA! She's headed back to L.A. to continue being a poker dealer.
The rose ceremony where the chocolate girl makes a chocolate joke made me so uncomfortable. Yet, she still gets a rose!
Tierra is in the spotlight again. This time America realizes that her boobs aren't the only fake thing about that girl.
Catherine is super giddy with Sean. Is it because she already knows she wins?
Amanda is left rose-less and says goodbye to Sean. Sorry Sean doesn't want to be with the girl with a broken jaw- then he wouldn't be able to suck your tongue!
That's all for this Monday recap...
O M G NEXT WEEK- A TWO-NIGHT EPISODE! CAN WE HANDLE IT!?!
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Incase you missed the Bachelor...
In a bit of a rush today but here are your must know moments from last night:
- Sean realizes how crazy Kacie is and kicks her off the show. Hallelujah!
- Lesley M. and Sean set a new Guinness Book of World Record record. 3 minutes and 16 seconds of full on lip locking.
- Tierra threw herself down the stairs to get attention from Sean. He gave her a rose anyways. Sean, YOU LET HER WIN! #pathetic
- Sean brings Sarah her dog. Are people really THAT obsessed with their animals? I think this shiz is just weird.
- Sean keeps around the 2 african americans another round. ABC must be really concerned about that racial discrimination lawsuit...
- The Ford model is eliminated and Taryn (the health club manager) is eliminated. They have super promising careers to return to, so its probably for the best.
Keep the drama comin'
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
WOW: Monday Recap!
Oh my gah- there was so much going on last night!
First and foremost- The Bachelor season premiere.
Second- where my loyalty truly lies- the return of RHOBH.
Also, I think there was a serious football game going on, but anyone who watched that knows that Sean got more action than the fightin' irish. #SECdomination
Sean is a total babe. I can say it once, I can say it again, and you know what? I can probably say it a few more times. He's also from Texas (Dallas to be exact) which scores you big points in my book. And he's in the insurance business (I was an insurance major in college...#random) so we have a lot in common. Also, he loves Matitos and ate dinner there Saturday night. I ate lunch there Saturday and was apparently just a few hours too early to the party.
This season started off as per usual. The girls are truly crazy this season. Apparently LA had a mass escape from the psych ward. My friend, Reality Steve, predicts Catherine to win. She's definitely not the prettiest, the craziest, the most fashionable, or the most unique in any way, shape or form. But if Sean loves her, go Catherine (hope you're relationship lasts longer than Emily and Jef's)! If you're into spoilers and behind the scenes info- check out Reality Steve's website. I can't help but read everything he writes and tweets, because I do love me some Bachelor gossip. Also, it's kinda fun to watch the season knowing when the train-wrecks about to happen.
Last night's highlights include the crazy girl in the wedding dress (she can blame one of the producers for her never-ending horrible reputation), the cray cray girl trying to reenact 50 Shades of Grey, a girl so drunk she fell down stairs, and the fact that Sean gave out like 20 first impression roses. Ummm Sean? I don't know what kinda drugs ABC gives you- but first impressions happen ONCE, not twenty times...
Also- I should mention that Sean Lowe himself tweeted last night, "The smell of spray tan was strong that evening..." Sean, I should let you know that Africa called and could smell their spray tans too.
After a rather crazy crazy crazy Bachelor premiere I switched gears to RHOBH. I was confused when my DVR recorded it for 2 hours. After an hour of not-that-exciting-drama, suddenly Vanderplump Rules just popped on my TV- after a very small introduction. Like they were trying to suck me into watching that DUMB show. Well, sorry Bravo, I caught on. I don't give a shiz about some dumb Beverly Hills restaurant called SUR where mediocre people call themselves models and Swedish princesses and work as waiters.
RHOBH is even loosing my interest. Look, Brandi is broke and heartbroken. I can't think of a worse combination. It was actually very sad to watch her confront one of her husband's mistresses. Would I have done that via national television? I'm going to go out on a limb and say no.
YOlanda, girl, you just keep livin the good life. You cook your hubby dinner and make him real happy. You wear that Hermés belt to clean the horses stables and tell your daughter to be a model instead of play volleyball. I'll be welding your Mother-of-the-Year Metal shortly.
At this point Kyle is just trying to stir up un-necessary, un-exciting, stupid drama. Don't invite Faye to dinner to stir a pot that is already boiling over. We are bored of Brandi's stupid drama. Also why is Lisa taking her side and being her BFF? And why does Lisa have THE WORST outfits??? Give up the pants with a button down shirt and a belt look!
Kim was MIA from this episode. I think she might still be in Vegas celebrating her sons 21st birthday.
Adrienne and Paul are starting a skincare line? Why would they waste their time? Everyone knows La Mer is the best of the best and there's no such thing as competition. Maybe this is why they got a divorce?
Now, I think we should talk about something very important. What happened to Taylor is awful. I was terribly disappointed when I heard the news of Russell. It's all much more complicated when you have kids and I feel very very very sad for her.
However, I do believe she needs a MUCH better lawyer. I am sorry but now her husband is dead and she has to give up a 10 carat wedding ring and TWO Hermés Birkins. WHAT THE HECK!?! I mean that just isn't fair. Give the housewife a break. You can take her man. You can take the house. But you cannot take a Birkin.
Until next time reality TV rats!
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
First and foremost- The Bachelor season premiere.
Second- where my loyalty truly lies- the return of RHOBH.
Also, I think there was a serious football game going on, but anyone who watched that knows that Sean got more action than the fightin' irish. #SECdomination
Sean is a total babe. I can say it once, I can say it again, and you know what? I can probably say it a few more times. He's also from Texas (Dallas to be exact) which scores you big points in my book. And he's in the insurance business (I was an insurance major in college...#random) so we have a lot in common. Also, he loves Matitos and ate dinner there Saturday night. I ate lunch there Saturday and was apparently just a few hours too early to the party.
This season started off as per usual. The girls are truly crazy this season. Apparently LA had a mass escape from the psych ward. My friend, Reality Steve, predicts Catherine to win. She's definitely not the prettiest, the craziest, the most fashionable, or the most unique in any way, shape or form. But if Sean loves her, go Catherine (hope you're relationship lasts longer than Emily and Jef's)! If you're into spoilers and behind the scenes info- check out Reality Steve's website. I can't help but read everything he writes and tweets, because I do love me some Bachelor gossip. Also, it's kinda fun to watch the season knowing when the train-wrecks about to happen.
Last night's highlights include the crazy girl in the wedding dress (she can blame one of the producers for her never-ending horrible reputation), the cray cray girl trying to reenact 50 Shades of Grey, a girl so drunk she fell down stairs, and the fact that Sean gave out like 20 first impression roses. Ummm Sean? I don't know what kinda drugs ABC gives you- but first impressions happen ONCE, not twenty times...
Also- I should mention that Sean Lowe himself tweeted last night, "The smell of spray tan was strong that evening..." Sean, I should let you know that Africa called and could smell their spray tans too.
After a rather crazy crazy crazy Bachelor premiere I switched gears to RHOBH. I was confused when my DVR recorded it for 2 hours. After an hour of not-that-exciting-drama, suddenly Vanderplump Rules just popped on my TV- after a very small introduction. Like they were trying to suck me into watching that DUMB show. Well, sorry Bravo, I caught on. I don't give a shiz about some dumb Beverly Hills restaurant called SUR where mediocre people call themselves models and Swedish princesses and work as waiters.
RHOBH is even loosing my interest. Look, Brandi is broke and heartbroken. I can't think of a worse combination. It was actually very sad to watch her confront one of her husband's mistresses. Would I have done that via national television? I'm going to go out on a limb and say no.
YOlanda, girl, you just keep livin the good life. You cook your hubby dinner and make him real happy. You wear that Hermés belt to clean the horses stables and tell your daughter to be a model instead of play volleyball. I'll be welding your Mother-of-the-Year Metal shortly.
At this point Kyle is just trying to stir up un-necessary, un-exciting, stupid drama. Don't invite Faye to dinner to stir a pot that is already boiling over. We are bored of Brandi's stupid drama. Also why is Lisa taking her side and being her BFF? And why does Lisa have THE WORST outfits??? Give up the pants with a button down shirt and a belt look!
Kim was MIA from this episode. I think she might still be in Vegas celebrating her sons 21st birthday.
Adrienne and Paul are starting a skincare line? Why would they waste their time? Everyone knows La Mer is the best of the best and there's no such thing as competition. Maybe this is why they got a divorce?
Now, I think we should talk about something very important. What happened to Taylor is awful. I was terribly disappointed when I heard the news of Russell. It's all much more complicated when you have kids and I feel very very very sad for her.
However, I do believe she needs a MUCH better lawyer. I am sorry but now her husband is dead and she has to give up a 10 carat wedding ring and TWO Hermés Birkins. WHAT THE HECK!?! I mean that just isn't fair. Give the housewife a break. You can take her man. You can take the house. But you cannot take a Birkin.
Until next time reality TV rats!
XOXO
Little Miss Wade
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