Bachelor Monday Recap!!!

Well most of America spent Monday afternoon excited to Sean's abs on episode 4 of The Bachelor. They really don't show those enough this season!

Basically, this entire episode is about Tierra.  I am not sure that was the producer's intention, but I am absolutely positive it was hers.

Oh, look! There's Sean in his boxer briefs.  I was wondering if he was a boxers or briefs kinda guy...no mystery there.

First date of the episode is a one-on-one with Selma.  She asks "Can you handle all 110 lbs of me?" She hates heights, heat and thinks shes going to die when they go to a national park outside of L.A.  She really has a perfect positive attitude for a first date!!! But of course, she ends up having the BEST TIME EVER and says her "Cheeks are hurting from smiling ear to ear!" SHIZ! Bring this girl some ice for her cheeks! 

Was anyone else wondering if Selma's back was broken? In the airplane and at the trailer park she just lays on top of Sean.  Looks a little awkward.  SIT. UP.  SWEETIE.

Selma tells Sean about her upbringing and she was born in Baghdad.  I wonder if she knew Osama?!? That will get her a rose for sure.

Next is the roller derby group date.  I saw the previews for this and knew it was going to be gold.  Amanda makes up that she's played before.  I'm all up in my head like "Smart move Amanda!" Then she eats it, wipes out and goes to the hospital.  Then, I'm all up in my head like "Karma, sweetheart, that's what happens when you lie." 

Tierra manipulates Sean for another rose.   #shocking

Leslie H. gets some "diamond" earrings for her one-on-one with Sean.  They fall for the cubic zirconia every time.  He takes her on a way cool shopping date on Rodeo Drive, Pretty Woman style.  Too bad Leslie H. isn't cute, her hair is terribly frizzy (perm gone wrong!) and there's no love connection.  Sean takes her Neil Lane diamond necklace back and says C YA! She's headed back to L.A. to continue being a poker dealer.

The rose ceremony where the chocolate girl makes a chocolate joke made me so uncomfortable.  Yet, she still gets a rose! 

Tierra is in the spotlight again.  This time America realizes that her boobs aren't the only fake thing about that girl.

Catherine is super giddy with Sean.  Is it because she already knows she wins?

Amanda is left rose-less and says goodbye to Sean.  Sorry Sean doesn't want to be with the girl with a broken jaw- then he wouldn't be able to suck your tongue! 

That's all for this Monday recap...
O M G NEXT WEEK- A TWO-NIGHT EPISODE! CAN WE HANDLE IT!?!
XOXO
Little Miss Wade